THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
so be careful when youre planning your next cruise
I feel like I have one arm happily around Peter Capaldi but my other hand is clutching the back of Matt Smith’s jacket while he’s trying to leave
i still havent quite let go of David Tennant’s long coat yet….
ive got one hand on chris’s big ear
how many hands do you have?
As many as it takes.
Probably like 13
i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background
I will always love this skit
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
she’s up all night to pet dogs
i’m up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet puppies
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
that is so true not even sorry
we actually don’t even need to be dating if i figure out your kinks it’s on like donkey kong
Sometimes gay porn has the most clever lines in history
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
Real dialogue. I shit you not.
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron